Prelude to Pain
by skeezan

I was entering my bedroom to go to sleep when who should I find sitting in my bed reading a decently reviewed mystery novel but my lovely wife. At least I think she was lovely. I think...... Confused I took one step in making the floor board creak. She heard it but didn't react. At least not with her words.

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A gust of toxic wind blew up the covers around the bed. As the thick ass gas filled the room wife grew a sinister smile. “Oh hi honey I didn't see you there.” She kindly said dropping her book and giving me a warm look. I answered. “I was just going to bed but you can keep reading if you want. Say where is my pillow.”

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Another butt bomb burst from my wife's bulbous booty before being bygone to the world around it. She sighed in pleasure. “Sorry hun was using it as a cushion while I read.”

“Ummm...how...how long have you been reading?”

“Oh I haven't even gotten out of bed today you know that dear. FRRPPPT And your pillow has been a very welcome fart absorber in that time...Even more than you ha!” She giddily answered.

“Well can I have it I kinda want to go to sleep now.” I said getting under the covers the trapped fart air wafting out as I did. My wife held up a finger for me to wait. Her face contorted and strained as she groaned and clenched her fists in concentration.

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The fart seemed to be never ending each moment I thought it would dissipate it picked back up again with a vengeance. My wife kept a look of ecstasy on her face from beginning to end. “Fuuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuuuuuck me that was big. I mean it just didn't stop oooohh and little wet at the end there too. Here I guess you can take it WAIT!” Time stopped. My perfect wife scrunched up her face. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPRRPRPRPRPRPPRFFFFRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT.

“Okay now..Pffrrpptt....Actually let's let that soak in for a bit. My wife pressed her bum hard into my pillow rubbing her disgusting rump up and down and all around my pillow until all that could be smelt was her putrid ass. She finally got up off my pillow revealing the aroma of a thousand trapped farts to the world. The cushion was flattened and reeked of farts and shit with a little garnishing of ass sweat. To top it all off one long brown skid mark lay right smack dab in the centre of my pillow. It could hardly be called a pillow at this point but I still took it from underneath her for some reason. I confusingly stared at my pillow the heat radiating onto me before being knocked out of my haze by my wife's coughing for attention. “Well? Are you not going to be thankful your pillow was kept so warm.” I thanked my wife. I don't know why.

“Oh no you don't thank me.” She got on all fours and presented her backside to me. “You thank her.”

The source of all my pain was here right in front of me it's terrible stench filling my nearby air space. She wiggled her butt playfully. “I'm waiting.....oh and call her My love...no actually call her Master”

“Ummmm....Thank you....for keeping my pillow so warm......Master.” I was inches away from this reeking rear end and I was thanking it! Why the hell did I thank it!?!? Master then answered me. FRRRRPPPPPTRRPRPRPRPTPTPRPRPTTTTTT

“I don't think that was good enough. You better show some appreciation with a smooch.” My wife dropped her pyjama pants and revealed Master's bare form to me. Perfectly sculpted, perfectly jiggly, perfectly beautiful. Still smelled like the most recent far though. Still I did as was commanded and kissed each of the supple butt cheeks. I wasn't done of course. My wife spread her cheeks and revealed master's puckering shit lined mouth. “Kiss it.” I didn't want to but I found my mouth wrapped around her putrid butthole. It of course tasted awful made all the more worse when my wife farted in my mouth. The taste of ass gas filled my mouth. I moved back and coughed it out before staring at my wife angrily. “Why are you here we split....” She hushed me before running off to the bathroom. I was confused but I figured it would be better to sleep it off then face this problem in the morning.

I shut my eyes for one second then opened them a second later and saw hovering above me a familiar sight. My ex-wife's large ass dripping with sweat and liquid shit mear inches from my face. The same ass I had divorced on Christmas day. She spoke before I could. “How much do you love me?”

I heard her laugh. The evil laugh I had heard every time she asked me that question. I thought only one thing. “Fuck not again.”

Her gigantic ass fell onto my face seemingly growing in size the more it descended downward. The impact hurt her butt covered my entire body and kept getting bigger and bigger. Soon it was just me thrashing between two buttcheeks far larger and far more powerful than me. I tried as desperately as I could to get out but it was no use. Soon I was completely enveloped in her meaty butt. Nothing more than an ass ornament.

And that's when I woke up. It was the first nightmare I ever had about her since the divorce. The first of many it would turn out. Friends, don't ever get married cause there is no escape. Ever.