THE PEAR-FECT DATE
by datadrain2128

Tom sat in the restaurant, waiting for his date.  He wasn't exactly extatic about it, having only agreed to ask the girl out on a dare from his bodies expecting her to say no.  It wasn't that she wasn't attractive or nice, she was actually a pretty attractive in most people's eyes and was very nice, she just wasn't really his type.  The type Tom liked were the bigger girls, bigger than big in most cases, the BBWs.  But this girl could barely be called chubby from what little he had seen of her, though he had to admit that wasn't much since she was always behind a desk at his work as one of the higher-up's secretaries.  

He sighed a little to himself, suddenly wishing that he hadn't asked her on this date, that he wasn't really sitting in this chair...  When suddenly he wasn't.  In fact, he felt like he was falling through the air!  In horror, he realized that he was doing exactly that, and before he knew it he landed on the table in a heap.  With a moan of slight pain he pushed himself up, half expecting the table to give out under his weight at any moment and fully expecting the whole authentic Mexican restaurant to be staring at him.  When neither seemed to be occurring, he looked around in confusion and stood up.  Something wasn't right.  He looked from right to left, before it suddenly dawned on him, everyone was giant around him, not to mention everything!!!  He was standing on the table next to a napkin/silverware bundle, and he had somehow shrunk to only a few inches!!!  He tried not to panic, but there wasn't much else he could do at this point, especially since it seemed that no one else had even realized he was gone!  

Swearing up a storm, he suddenly stopped in his tracks when he heard the hostess above the din of the restaurant. "Party of two for Tom? Oh yes, Tom is already waiting for you at the table. Right this way."  He couldn't believe it.  Not only was he shrunk to a few inches, but now his date was going to probably be the one to find him!  This wasn't so bad, he decided, since she was a very nice person, but he wouldn't have minded her being a bit on the attractive side as well...  But to his amazement, being led by the hostess was not a barely chubby woman, but an absolutely pear-shaped goddess!!!  He couldn't believe his eyes. 

From the stomach up she looked as she normally did, a barely chubby secretary, but from the waist down... Well it was like her hips had exploded!!!  She was wearing a pink short tee up top, and a pair of jeans below that Tom had no idea how she managed to get on.  She must have searched for hours to find a pair that not only fit her colossal ass, but also conformed to her comparatively small hips, and even then she still was wearing a belt!  She walked in 3 inch strappy heels, her hips slamming from side to side, her butt no doubt jiggling like mad with every step.  

Tom was so mesmerized that he didn't even try to hide and continued standing by the napkin as the hostess sat his giant date.  "Hmm... he must have just went to the bathroom, I'm sure he'll be back in a moment."  The woman nodded and sat, her comparitively small breasts still jiggling and shaking like twin unreal balloons at his size.  He stared up at her as she quietly mumbled to herself, loud enough only he could hear.  "This is so embarrassing, if it had been anyone but Tom I would have said no... I've never been out with a boy, even the idea of it makes me too nervous.  I should just leave before Tom gets ba--.... TOM?!"  Tom jumped as his date suddenly spotted him, glad her outburst had apparently gone unnoticed by the rest of the guests.  

Deciding he is suddenly very happy with being found by this BBW beauty, he quickly waves to make sure she knows he's real.  "Maria!!! You have to help me!  I was sitting here thinking about you and... I somehow shrunk!!!"  

Maria looked at him quizically for a moment, apparently he was hard to hear.  "You were thinking about me... and just shrunk? You mean you shrank yourself for me?"

"No, no, I was thinking about us dating and had a weird feeling and then--" 

"What was that? You were thinking about my feelings? You mean... Oh my gosh!  You mean you knew about my feelings about being embarrassed about going out with a guy and shrunk yourself?! That's so great, Tom! I knew it was a good idea to go on a date with you!"  Tom just stared at her dumbfounded. Did she really think he did this on his own?  "This is so great, now I can go on a date with you and no one needs to know!  And since you shrank yourself... you must be able to grow back! It's kind of hard to hear you, so just grow back if you get uncomfortable, K?"  

Tom was about to yell that he couldn't grow back, that he hadn't done this on purpose, when suddenly Maria's face contorted, followed by an "Aaa... Aaaa---- AAAACCHOOOO!!!"  To Tom's horror, and with perfect timing as he opened his mouth to yell, he was sprayed with mucus from head to toe, a lot of it getting into his mouth.  He tried to spit it out and wipe the junk off his face, but before he knew it it dried like glue, his mouth being stuck shut!!!  "Oh my gosh Tom, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to... I don't blame you if you grow back and leave right now..."  Tom wanted to tell her that was disgusting, but without being able to open his mouth, he was forced to just stand and look at her, obviously unable to grow back.  "Tom... Are you saying you're alright with that? I mean... even though I sneezed all over you you still want to do this date with me?  ...You're the best!"  Tom screamed internally, this gal may have been beautiful, but she wasn't very bright.


"You know Tom, this really is great.  Now that you're tiny like this, we can go on all the dates we want and no one has to know I'm out with a guy!!!"  Tom just stared at her dumbfounded, as the waitress came over to get Maria's order.  Before Tom could try and get the waitress' attention to get away from this oblivious woman, Maria quickly grabbed him and folded her arms, unfortunately slamming him right into her armpit under the short-sleeved shirt.  Tom could actually scream now as Maria's rancid sweat melted the snot, but he almost wished he couldn't as this allowed gallons of the sweat to force it's way down his throat before she finally pulled him out.  "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry about that, Tom, but you know how nervous I am... You're sure you don't mind?" 

Tom glared at her, sure she wouldn't be able to hear him no matter what he said, so he replied sarcastically.  "Of course I don't mind... Why would I mind getting snot blown all over me or being forced into your sweaty armpit?"  But with his luck, apparently the room was just quiet enough for her to hear at that moment, and of course she took him seriously. 

"I don't know how you can stand that stuff Tom but... you must really like being with me!  Don't worry, I'll make sure you're with me every second until you decide to grow back!"  With this, and before Tom could protest, she decided to push him in between her breasts, giving him a good view, though he was stuck from the waist down in breast fat.  After a few moments the waitress came back with heeping platefuls of burritos, tacos, and nachos.  Apparently Maria  was VERY hungry.  As Tom stared on in astonishment, Maria began digging in, smashing dishful after dishful of Mexican into her gullet.  She was very messy about it as well, bits and pieces falling out of her mouth as she chewed and all over her cleavage and Tom.  

By the time she was done food was smeared all over her face and her front, and after using more than a few napkins she was still only partially cleaned up.  Tom couldn't believe she had eaten it all.  But after paying her bill, she he found her walking down the street, apparently making her way home.  "I guess since you haven't grown back, you must want to come home with me, huh?  You're a naughty guy, but you're so cute I guess I'll let it slide. But we have to go quite a ways through a bunch of people... How about this, how do want me to take you home? Or more to the point... where on me would you like me to put you?"  She blushed at her own attempt to be sexy, but Tom, unfortunately, wasn't even paying attention to her at this point, talking to himself as he was still reeling from her enormous meal.  

"No wonder why she doesn't have hardly any fat up top, she eats so much so fast it goes straight past her top and right into those butt cheeks."  Maria blinked down at him, apparently having a hard time hearing him again, thinking he had responded. Of course she was able to hear him right at the end, and a sly grin spread across her face.  

"Right into those butt cheeks, huh?  Even after watching me eat all that Mexican, you know it's gonna be World War III back there... But... Oooh... So you're into THAT kinda stuff, no wonder you let me sneeze on you and all that!  Well, if you're sure."  Tom nearly cried as she went to a secluded spot and quickly undid her belt and zipper, loosening her pants just barely enough for her to shove him very roughly into her enormous fatty crack.  "Enjoy it back there, and don't worry, I can already feel what something brewing..." PPPPPHHHRRRTTT!!!!  

Tom was immediately bombarded by horrid gas as Maria zipped and tightened her jeans, trapping a majority of the smell in with him.  With each sway of her hips Tom was sent screaming deeper and deeper into he nasty crack, and the deeper he got, the more often she seemed to fart (and the more horrible/wet the farts got).  Before he knew it, to his absolute disgust/horror, Tom found himself right in front of her huge butt hole.  

It pulsed out a few times, before a horrible rumble was heard and... SPPPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRRRPPPPTTTTSSSHHHH!!!!   PPPRRREEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!  SSPPLLLAAARRRRSSSSHHHHPPPPPPPTTTTT!!!  Tom was splattered with more than just horrible smell this time, shitty bits splattering him from head to toe.  "Ooops, that was a bad one, that's probably too much for even you.  Don't worry hun, I'm home, but my family's over, I'll get you out as soon as I get to the bathroo-- Dammit."  Tom did not like the sound of that.  "Okay... My sisters in the bathroom...  Umm... Just hold on Tom...  Just don't move around much and we'll be fine..."  SSSPPPLLOOOOORRPPPPTTTTPTTTTpprrrrrooooppssshhhtttt...  

Tom couldn't take it anymore as Maria leaned against the door to the bathroom, apparently barely able to hold in what was knocking at her backdoor as she sprayed him yet again with shitty bits.  In his panic he kicked at the BBW's ass hole, hoping this would force her to panic and take him out without waiting, but unfortunately his banging and kicking just led to--- SSSPPPPRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTTTTTPlloooooooorrrrrssshhhhpleeeeeeeenploplpolpop.  

Tom cried as he was covered in semi-solid, semi-liquid shit, forced to swallow some just to breathe what little horrendous air their was.  "Damn it, Tom, I told you to stay still and I'd get you out...  Unless... You didn't want to get out.  Oh Tom... I guess if you like it back there that much well...  I can always just hide out in my room with you in there until my family leaves for dinner... Don't worry, I'll have even more for you once the bathroom's free."