A Christmas Wish
by American Wonton

WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, SCAT, AND SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

It turned out to be the worst decision I had ever made. But I was 14, horny, and bored on Christmas Eve. I opened up my laptop and proceeded to write an email addressed to “The North Muthafuckin Pole”.

“Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like two big booty bitches. I wanna slap my hard, 10 inch cock against their hooches and have them take turns slobbing on my cock. I’ve been extra good this year, so hook a nigga up, would you? Sincerely, your boy Clyde.”

I had a little giggle to myself, then screencapped it for all my friends to see. I fell asleep thinking nothing of it. I think it was around 2 o'clock or so when I felt a cold chill by my bedside. Before I could react, my face was muffled by a flesh-ridden rag or something. I screamed, but the perpetrator had a firm grip on my face, which was being pelted by a number of smells.

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I awoke in a dimly lit log cabin. Two creatures sat by a couch, giggling to themselves. When my clarity returned, I saw two beautiful young women. Well, one of them looked like a woman. She was butt naked. I saw her plump figure and older attributes on her gorgeous face. Age didn’t seem to harm her body. Her glowing white hair flung down on a pair of massive tits and hips to make the largest hip hop dancer proud. The other...thing, had grey skin and horns on her head. I was still attracted to her woman looking parts...meaning her perky tits and ass. They saw me oogling them and arose. I became frightened.; they were quite taller than me.

“Well well, if it isn’t our little christmas wish!” said the grey skinned beauty. “I swear, they get more pathetic each year!” Her hooved feet stomped on my penis, nearly missing my balls. Only now had I realized that I was naked. “Stop! What’s going on!” I yelled, springing to my feet. “ah ah, sit.” commanded the white lady, beckoning with her finger. A strange magic compelled me to rest on my knees. “We’re quite glad to have you join us this christmas, Clyde. Allow us to introduce ourselves.” The pair of beauties stood over me, side by side. They turned around and presented their naked asses at me. “I am Clydia Claus, wife of Santa claus.” BRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTT! I felt a harsh gust of fart air erupt from her ass. It was rancid, overflowing with methane and milk. “And I am Kristel Krampus-wife of Krampus.” BBRRLLBBLLBBBBBTT! A fart strolled out of Kristel’s ass, leaving my ears ringing and my nose twitching and the rank stench.

I coughed at their “introductions”. I had never smelt such disgusting things in my life! Their smelly asses still lingered above, taunting me with their dangerous sexiness. “Please, I don’t want any trouble!” I pleaded. Kristel and Clydia laughed. “Oh, but my dear boy,” said Kristel, “YOU wished for us! And coincidentally, we wished for you.” Her hands grabbed my chin and placed my face against her asscheeks. BBRRRRRPPPPPTTT! An abrupt fart filled my face with a greasy fart which sent her booty cheeks springing against me. “That’s right!” continued Clydia. “Every year, some horny little shit asks to be my sex slave or something stupid. But christmas magic doesn't always work that way.” Clydia’s hand now grabbed me-while her other hand opened her asscrack wide. I gagged peering into her brown pooper, stained with ingrown hairs and dried feces. She chuckled while taunting me with her shriveling asshole. “We’ve long replaced our husbands as fart slaves to let them pursue their endeavors. They go out and merry, while we…” Kristel began pushing me further into Clydia’s crack with her hand. “...we go out and STINK.” She released a 5 second SBD into my face. It burned my eyes while the two of them laughed and I coughed in pain. Kristel released her grip on my hand and I collapsed against the wooden floor, trying to flush the eggy smell from my nose.

“Ah good, he’s found his way to floor.” announced Kristel. “Allow me.” She sat upon my face, allowing her wide cheeks to form around my nose. BBRRRRRPPPPPPTTT! FFFFFLLLLARRRRRPPPTT! PPPRRROOOOOOTTT! She wasted no time gassing me, sighing sexily as her asshole went to work. BBRRRRLLAAAAPPPPTTT! That fart got in my mouth as I tried gasping for air. I begin to gag as the sulfur and tofu taste coated my mouth. Kristel rose and my face felt relief as her fatty exterior left me. “Aww, does someone have a tummy ache?” Kristel played with my cock with her hoof. A sharp flick left my penis in pain. Her and Clydia laughed. “I know what he needs. Some mint soothes an achy tummy.” Clydia began unwrapping a candy cane. She then proceeded to shove the candy into her ass, moaning as she did so. She bent over me, gently pushing the candy towards my mouth. “Open,” commanded Kristel. I shook my head violently. Kristel snapped her fingers and my mouth popped. “Next time I’ll break your jaw and fart down your gullet boy,” she spat. Clydia began shitting the candy cane into my mouth and I chewed. Her asshole’s bitter taste coated over the minty flavor. I quickly swallowed, but was not quick enough to avoid a fart from Clydia. PPPRRRRRTTTTT! The sour, milk smell launched into my mouth.

“How about some milk and cookies now, Clyde?” asked Clydia, snapping her fingers to put me back on my knees. “Of course, I meant for us. You have no IDEA how much leftovers Santa brings home.” I could definitley tell that Clydia indulged in the sweets. She sat her mountainous ass on my face. Being hypnotised by their magic, I had no choice but to take the stinging pain in my back and neck. BBRRRRRRLLLPPPTTTT! Not to mention the face. I could feel my head about to snap from my shoulders as her retched stink bored into me. Kristel was quick to prop me back up, bending down to sandwich the back of my neck in her ass. FFRRRRRRAAAPPPTT! BBRRRRRROOOPT! The two unleashed their disgusting farts upon me. On and on they went, spreading their “christmas cheer” along my face and skull. FFRRRRAAAAPPTTTTTSSHT! I groaned as Clydia sharted some ass juice on my nose. “Oohhh, sounds like some of this milk has gone sour.” said Kristel, coating my neck with an equally wet fart. “Oh absolutely,” said Clydia, a now dryer, mustier fart exploding from her asshole. “We should have those fucking parents underneath our booties next year!”

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Kristel and Clydia spent the night gassing me around the house. They made gingerbread houses, sitting on top of me and making me eat the pieces they discarded. They were certain to wipe their asses with it before hand. After a while, I had gone numb with the pain of their cheeks and the smell of their asses. FFRRRPPTT! A sharp, petite fart from Kristel shook me from my stupor. “Well, well, sounds like my chimneys a little clogged up right now,” she said, pushing her asshole against my lips. “Let me see him,” said Clydia, pushing her friend off of me. I panted as her white globes crushed my face once more. She grunted. BBBRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRPPBBBBBBBBBBTTTT! A hurricane of a fart assaulted my face. I could feel her asshole stretch indefinitely as the smell of her 10 second fart seeped forth. “Ahhh, sounds like my asshole isn’t quite there yet.” she said, snapping her fingers. My mouth opened once more. “Why don’t you go ahead?”

I panted furiously as Kristel spread her cheeks and began to settle on top of me. “You ever swallow the shit of a mythical being?” asked Kristel, rubbing her cheeks along mine. I gulped hard. “Well, it’s quite the treat. You’ll see.” With that, Kristel grunted. I watched in horror as her asshole made way for a tremendous log. It snaked along my mouth, giving me the bittersweet taste of ginger, nutmeg, milk,...and shit. “Ohhh, I’m going to stuff your stocking, boy.” said Kristel, grunting once more. Her shit seeped forth faster. “Better get chewing!” she taunted. I heard a snap and instinctively began mashing her shit against my teeth. It was a never ending struggle against the lumpy, black filth. The more I willed myself to swallow, the more came. I couldn’t breathe under the harsh, rank fumes, bearing the stink of all of her asshole. BBRRROMMPPPTT! An airy fart gave way and I watched her asshole prolapse above me. My mouth was still clogged with shit as Kristel rose off me and Clydia began to take her place. My eyes widened as her asshole began poking out a series of brown clumps. “Don’t think that I’ve forgotten your present, dear.” said Cristel. I winced as the once iconic, sweet figure of Mrs. Clause began pushing her disgusting asshole into my face.

BBRRRLLPPPTTT! FFRRRLLPPPTTTTT! Flaky gingerbread shot out her asshole, scratching my face and eyelids. The pair of them laughed, watching me struggle against her practical joke. I swallowed the rest of Kristel’s waste right as the real treat began to unleash itself. PPRRROOMMPTSSSSHHTTTT! Clydia’s asshole sharted, pooping out a slurry of diarrhea. It landed on my face...but mostly in my mouth. On and on it went, letting out a series of bubbly farts to pepper in a detestable smell of shit and greasy toots. BBLLLRRBBBTTTSSHHHTTT! More shit poured forth, this time in the form of clumpy logs. My mouth filled to the breaking point, when her ass switched back to sludge with another bubbly fart. I would puke if the shit wasn’t clogging my throat. After 30 seconds of no breathing, (save for the smell of her acid like waste) her asshole ceased it’s torment.

BRRRRRLLOOOOPPPPTTTT! Or so I thought. The fart puckered her shit-smeared asshole into my nostrils. It was also forceful enough to send shit flying out my mouth...and further down my throat. The pair of them laughed above me. I was a spectacle of fart and shit. “Good one, Clause! He won’t be smelling right past the new year!” said Kristel. She bent down and lifted my nostril to send a silent fart into my brain. My vision faded as her putrid silent pooper swirled inside me. “That should teach you to be more careful what you wish for boy.” said Clydia. “Now, have a very, VERY, merry christmas. FFRRRSSSSSSSHHHHPPTTTTTTT! As she sharted on my face, I blacked out from the lack of clean oxygen. I heard them laughing above me and watched their assholes pushing in and out, seemingly gassing me along the way. It was almost as if they were laughing along.

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I didn’t remember much in the morning. I woke up in my bed, crystal clean, but with echoes of their asses in my brain. I got an xbox one and a couple gift cards from “Santa”. There was one unmarked present that my parents didn’t recognize. It was addressed to me. The two of them left the room, done with the holiday festivities. I was alone with the strange box. Cautiously, I opened the lid to find a note and picture inside.
“Merry Shitmas toilet! XOXOXOXO. Clydia and Kristel.” The picture of them, naked, asses pointed at the camera, suddenly came to life. BBRRRRRPPPTTT! FRRRRROOOPPPTT! The two of them farted and I was greeted with their toxic smell once again. I screamed and ran towards my room, their rancid toots still ringing in my head. I get these presents every christmas now, forever planting their image in my brain.