By: NFused
I was chilling on the couch, legs stretched out, mindlessly scrolling through my phone when I heard the front door open. Hannah breezed in like she always did after the gym. Her 5’6" athletic build was the product of her obsession with the gym and her tight black leggings proudly accentuated her bubble butt and strong legs. She wore an oversized hoodie that was zipped halfway up, showing a glimpse of her toned midriff and her long ginger hair was tied back in a messy ponytail that bounced with each step. She had that warm post gym glow along with cute freckles dappled across her nose and cheeks that she had always been self conscious of.
“Hey!” She called out as she dropped her gym bag on the floor and proceeded to wash out her used protein shaker.
“Hey Hannah!” I said back, glancing up at my long term friend.
Our families had known each other for what seemed like forever. Hannah’s family only lived a few doors down from me and we had pretty much grown up together. I guess both being only children our parents had seen us as honorary siblings. Now, since we had both left college and moved to the city for work it made sense for us to share an apartment.
She came and sat herself down at the other end of our couch with a thud.
“Do you mind if I stick the tv on?” She asked
I simply shook my head and went back to scrolling as Hannah leant forward to reach the remote on the coffee table.
BRRRRRLLLLPPPPPTTTT
The fart erupted from her, long, deep and incredibly bubbly. The sweat around her ass must have contributed to the extra wet sounding nature of it as she vibrated the entire couch with her gas. I could feel her fart reverberate around my body for at least a good five seconds before the toxic warmth filled the air.
Hannah burst out laughing, her hand flying to her mouth while the other fanned lazily behind her ass. “Oh my God!, that was gross, I’m sorry I—“
She stopped herself mid sentence, her eyes lighting up with realization a she looked at me. “Wait, I don’t actually have to say sorry anymore…do I?”
My throat tightened. I put down my phone, looking at her. “No, you really don’t”
Her smile turned wicked, her lips curling up as she laid back down on the sofa and stretching her legs out along its length until they almost touched my leg.
BRRRRlllpptttpoppop-pfffsssss
“Ahhhh” She sighed in relief as she let out another wet and bubbly fart, this one lasting around eight seconds. This one was seriously muffled by the couch as she blasted it right into the fabric. The toxicity in the air bloomed instantly with a rich eggy, sulphur smell laced with some cheesy undertones that created a thick fog.
“I know you said you liked it when they were loud and long but do you like the smell too?” Hannah asked, wrinkling her nose in disgust as she asked the question.
Her question sent waves of euphoria around me only to add to the heaven I was already experiencing. “Yeah, a lot” I replied eagerly
Hannah smirked, “Well, get a whiff of that!” She giggled as she used both hands to waft the stench over towards me.
A new wave of her stink filled my nose and I inhaled deeply with delight. I noticed her starting at me, her nose scrunched as though she was trying to understand how someone could really love the smell. This only drove me on and I could feel my body flood with endorphins as I basked in her potent waste gas.
“Phewee!” She exclaimed fanning both her hands around her “I’m pleased I didn’t let these off in the gym, I would have stunk the whole place out!” She laughed “…Although, I bet you are pleased that I held them in” she added with a wink.
“Haha, yeah I’m not complaining thats for sure!” I replied feeling a little more confident.
Hannah coughed and I couldn’t tell it the smell was choking her or if she just needed to clear her throat but she looked at me with her big sympathetic eyes. I felt a lump in my throat not sure what she was about to say.
“So, obviously I’ve been thinking about what you said the other day and you really don’t need to be embarrassed by it. If anything you should be super thankful you ended up with a housemate with such rank farts!” She giggled “I can’t even count how many times I have held back just to spare your nose!’
“Thanks, Hannah, for being so cool with it” I smiled at her, feeling a big sense of relief.
“Don’t be silly!, its way easier for me to not have to hold back. Especially with the amount I have been farting recently since I tried that new protein powder!” She said with a grin.
Before I had a chance to reply to what was possibly one of the best things Hannah could have ever said to me, she adjusted her position on the couching, leaning over to the side to expose her butt that was now deliberately angled in my direction. I watched her face as she grimaced slightly in preparation for what was to come.
BBBRRRRRPPPTTTSSSHHHHHH!!!!!
FFFRRRPTTSSSHHHHH!!!!!
PPPOPOPOPOPOPFSHHHH!!!!!!!
I watched as Hannah’s eyes rolled back in euphoric relief, the pressure release she must have felt would have been orgasmic. Three meaty farts bubbled, rippled and slopped out of her ass, carrying her eggy and fecal stink in my direction. No sooner has she farted before I felt the warm and smelly air waft over me. It was like a thick, choking cloud that embrace me like a loving hug. The stench was something I did not imagine a girl could produce, rich in sulphur intertwined with the extra kick of an open sewer. I am sure her sweaty ass was not helping the smell at all as I eagerly sniffed the air. I must have let out an audible groan because Hannah looked at me with a very intrigued smirk on her face but I was in a total dream state enjoying the fermented stink of my friends protein filled bowels.
“Oh boy, I gotta admit that felt so good!” She moaned in delight. How was that? I don’t even smell it yet” she asked.
It must have been one of those heavy farts that really lingered in one place because it was unbelievable that anyone could have not noticed it. I loved those type of farts, they moved slowly, taking their times to fill the room but it meant I got to stay cocooned in their stink.
Hannah, leaned towards me, leading with her nose as she pushed her way into her fart cloud, Her eyes suddenly widened as the smell made its way up her nostrils. She shot back, leaping up as she did in an attempt to to distance herself from the awful smell. Her hand instinctively shot up to her face, pinching her nose between her thumb and index finger.
“Ugh, thats rotten!” She moaned in disgust, her voice nasal. “How can you like that?” She asked astounded
“It’s incredible” I said, beaming up at her as she looked down at me, proudly sitting at the epicenter.
Her disgust turned to a grin as she realized just how much I was enjoying it. “Well, my little fart lover, I’m gonna jump in the shower before I succumb to that smell but if you fancy ordering us some mexican then perhaps I’ll let you smell my farts after all that beans, meat and cheese.”
“Oh my god, really” I stammered
“Yeah, if you’re good” she said with a wink as she turned and headed out the room.