Babysitter Liz - Stuck With Farts
by fetishguy

So the time came again for my parents to enjoy their night out on the town and fall in love with each other all over again. So that meant the time came for my babysitter Liz. As much as I express my dislike for her, my parents don’t seem to care and keep bringing me anyways. Liz is the cheapest they could find and she’s nice to them so I have to suck it up. We arrive there and she’s in the living room watching soaps on tv. I noticed she had her tight yoga pants on that made her butt look huge. “Come on in! Bye guys have fun!” She yelled to my parents and I simultaneously.

I went and sat next to her and before I knew it a girl came out of the back room in a big shirt and panties. “Go change you dummy, I told you I was babysitting tonight” snapped Liz, “for christ sake he’s only 10” I was 13.

“This is all I have. You can barely see anything” the girl snapped back, “hello I’m Ashley.” Ashley was quite a bit taller than Liz. She had a huge ass, much bigger than Liz’s, but it wasn’t as firm as Liz’s. It looked like it was all fat. It jiggled like crazy as she walked across the living room. After a while I noticed an empty pot will some chili remains in it. “Oh no” I thought. But no gas came up for about another 15 minutes. All of a sudden Liz said, “I’m so bored. Lets rearrange my living room.” I sighed in annoyance. What is it with girls and rearranging everything. Ashley jumped up in excitement and as she did a big fart came flapping out of her butt cheeks. “whoops! That one just slipped right out!” She says while laughing hysterically. Liz laughed and chimed in, “fan it towards Nathan, that’s what I do”

Everyone was laughing but me as we kept moving some pretty heavy furniture. Got everything moved around except the couch. Ashely and Liz dragged it to get it lined up while I was getting a cord moved so they could put the couch in that spot. Then it happened, Liz tripped on a rolled up rug and that made Ashley turn and she slipped on a swept up pile of dirt sending the couch sliding into me. Pinning me against the wall.

The girls got up and laughed. I was not strong enough to push the couch away from me. Not by myself. Just my head was visible as I squirmed to try to break free. “Hey guys you uh, wanna help me or what?!” I yelled angrily at them. “Yeah one sec” Liz said, and it one motion she jumped on the couch, turned around and put her ass right on my face, directly followed by a PLAT PLAT PLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFTTT. The smell was terrible. I got so mad. “Omg you gotta be kidding me Liz, you’re fucking gross” Liz lost it. She fell on the floor laughing. “Have some recycled chili boy!” Ashley was crying from laughing and disbelief at what she just saw. As Liz was nonstop laughing she rolled over and stuck her ass in the air as three more farts came sliding out. PLLLLLLBBBBTT…..PLAT……TSSSSSSSST.

The living room filled with ass gas. I was helpless. Couldn’t even cover my nose. Ashley looked at me like she was thinking about something. Then Liz looks at her and says two words. “Do it.”

Without skipping a beat Ashley gets up and says, “This is so cruel…..and hilarious.” Turns around and now sticks her ass right on my face. Probably good to state that when Ashley turned around she fell a little and her ass slammed on my head, the force made my face and her underwear get sucked up by her enormous butt. All I saw was complete darkness, then out of the darkness was a TSSSSSSSSSSSSST. A long airy fart. But it was also extremely warm on my face. The stench was the worst smell. Raw egg. It spread across my face and I gagged. Ashley jumped off the couch laughing. I started coughing profusely as Liz’s face looked shocked by the stank. “OMG GIRL…hahahahaha….WOW.” I was completely stunned by the fart. I could taste an eggy sensation all through out my mouth as well. I was gagging and coughing trying to get it out but it was there to stay.

Ashley laughed as she sprayed the air. “Well excuuuuuse me!” She giggled. I had finally got done my coughing fit and looked to the girls for mercy. “Any time now guys. I think I’ve had enough.” Liz rolled her eyes. “No you little shit I got some more booty biscuits for ya”

Now Liz got up on the couch and turned around. This time instead of putting her ass on my face, she sat directly on my head. Her weight pushed me down and got me even more stuck behind the couch. Under her I feel her ass cheeks clench as I feel a PFFFFFFFFLT….PBBBLLLTTT……SPLAT on the top of my head. It vibrated my head so bad you could feel the vibrations through the couch. Liz got up and laughed. Rubbing the fart into my hair. “My homemade shampoo for ya!” She loved the look of disgust on my face.

Ashley was sitting on a fluffy pillow pushing what must have been a giant fart because you couldn’t hear it but the vain on her neck was popping out and she had the biggest look of relief on her face. She picked up the pillow and placed it lightly on my head. Another disgusting raw egg smell seeped from the fabric. I had an opening for air but the more I breathed the more her fart found its way into my nose and mouth. I could hear Liz say loud enough to taunt me, “well what’s say we leave him like this and head to bed.” Then I hear Ashley say,”This was so much fun, I’ve never done this before! Enjoy my good night present!” They laughed as they went into the bedroom and went to bed.

After about half an hour the fart smell had fainted and the couch had slid out enough from my weight so I could climb out the top. I grabbed a comforter and laid there on the couch. Humiliated as I fell asleep. I was woken up to covers being thrown over my head. As I open my eyes I see a giant ass come land right on the side of my face and another airy fart, TSSSSSSSSSSSSSST and Ashley unloaded her ass into my dutch oven prison. She held the covers over my head forcing me to smell her famous sulfur stank. Groaning in exhaustion and disgust I just lay there tired and defeated. Ashley lets go of the covers as I stick my head out for clean air. “Just thought you might want a midnight snack” She whispered, then ran into the bed room giggling. The next day I woke up and called Karl’s parents to pick me up so my parents could get me at his house. I haven’t had eggs since with out thinking of that awful fart taste.