By: JacksUniverseJSU
Vice Beach, Vice City.
United States.
Midday and Former convict, Lucia was strolling along the beach. She was a Latina woman with fair hair wearing purple sunglasses, sandals, gold earrings and a few gold bangles on her arms. She wore a white Sessanta Nove-themed bikini, with small gold icons on it's base depicting brass knuckles, diamonds, bullet holes as well as the brand icon itself of SN. Lucia navigated her way through crowds of beachgoers, who all were minding their own business and taking little notice of her presence. A nice warm relief for her as her criminal past could be known to at least a few among them.
As she walked down toward the waters edge, Lucia began walking behind two distinct individuals. Both were female, like her and were around about her age group, most likely within their mid or late twenties. One was light skinned with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a cheetah print bikini and the other was dark skinned with black hair and orange eyes wearing a pink leopard print bikini. They were very attractive physically, both having reasonably large breasts and thicc apple-shaped booties.
She could see them chatting and laughing away to each other, it was no secret that these two were close friends. Lucia couldn't help but pick up on the pairs conversation as she walked within six feet behind them. Clearly they were a loud bunch of women who were unashamed of their tone of voice. Clearly something was buzzing between the two of them, but she couldn't figure out what.
“Oh my god!” Said the blonde girl. “That buffet we had was SOOOO good, don't you agree, 'Becks?”
“Hell yeah! Betty!” Said the black-haired girl named 'Becks, which most likely stood for Rebecca in Lucia's case. “That shit hit the spot. Especially that Crab-Rangoon we had!”
“You're telling me sister!” Replied Betty. “Though like you, I'm normally reserved about what kinds of food I eat at places like that, but that amount of tasty stuff they had on the table gives off such a scent!”
FRRRTTT!!!
The blonde, named Betty, suddenly let off a big fart behind her, one which Lucia caught from behind her, making her irk slightly.
“Oh fuck! That was a nasty one!” Betty exclaimed. “I guess those spicy fritters I had were a bit strong!”
“You think that's bad, just wait until you see what eating the Crab-Rangoon did to me!” Rebecca replied, farting as well, but bigger and nastier.
“Yeah, that's definitely bad. And usually you're more picky on what you eat more than me. I guess that's the price you pay for being greedy!” both girls laughed as they let off some more farts together, stinking up the air behind them, making several people irk and hold their noses in disgust. Lucia on the other hand continued walking behind regardless of the smell, seems she was curious of these girls despite their nasty habits. Either way, she continued to follow them around.
“I hope we don't get arrested for this!” Betty said anxiously. “Last thing we want is the law to put us in jail for farting up a storm out here!”
“Well, fuck them motherfuckers!” Rebecca replied. “Those bigots can eat them all up for all I care. And speaking of cops, I bet them donuts we ate at the buffet are also causing us to rip ass too.”
“It probably makes the cops brap hard too! Since they eat that shit so much!” Said Betty again as she farted some more, making a few beachgoers disperse and curse at them with obscenities. “IF they do arrest us, maybe they'll wanna get involved in some "fart-play". I bet they'd love that, those dirty fuckers. Especially after we flood their cruisers with our gas.”
“I do that to my boyfriend all the time, back in Harbor City. Especially when I drink lots of milk!” Replied Rebecca, also farting again. “Shame he couldn't be here to witness this! He fuckin' loves girl farts, it's practically a kink for him.”
“Like all those people on LifeInvader or that Chinese Platform Bing-Bong I hear about? Yeah I can tell he's one of them weirdos, truly.”
“I doubt that.”
“Doesn't mean he don't jack off to stuff on those sites.”
“Well he better not! 'Cause that motherfucker better be jerking off to this ass only. Or otherwise, I'm kicking that dick in where the sun don't shine, honey!” Replied Rebecca, as she farted while shaking her jiggly butt sideways.
“I don't mind it when Jack does it to pics of girls when we're apart for a while, but he has been tempted to be drawn to other women now and then. But I know he's been more than faithful to me then ever since we had that global pandemic a few years back.” Betty said.
“How long have you two been together again?”
“About eleven years since 2014. He said he's got a surprise for me when we get back to Pacifica. I think he might finally propose to me!”
“Or... he's gonna announce your break up with you.”
“Shut the fuck up!” Betty replied jovially, aiming her butt at Rebecca and farting at her, with both of them laughing at the same time.
“I don't think we're ever gonna stop farting anytime soon!” Betty said, giggling a bit.
“That banana-smoothie won't be wearing off on me anytime soon, I'll tell ya that!” Replied Rebecca, brapping some more.
“Or that Soufflé!” Betty replied with another fart. Afterwards, the two of them had a mini fart contest with each other, exchanging braps after another for over a minute. Rebecca clearly won as she let off a long big brap which made both Betty and Lucia behind them hold their noses in disgust.
“Oh God! You're such a dirty bitch!” Said Betty.
Lucia was stunned at how unashamed these ladies were over their childish and unladylike behavior, either that, or they were just airheaded overall. Lucia thought to say something toward them from behind, but she couldn't decide how to respond to Betty and Rebecca. She could either GREET them with a positive response, or ANTAGONISE them with a negative comment.
Authors Note: This next scene is adapted from a mechanic used in Red Dead Redemption 2 where the player character interacts with OC's using two dialogue options. While it is not confirmed whether this will carry over into GTA6, but I do speculate the possibility of it's return in the future. As this is a gameplay feature, you (the reader) decide how Lucia will respond.
The two scenarios go as follows:
GREET:
Lucia: “You girls really aren't ashamed of breaking wind out in public are you?”
Betty: “This is America ain't it? We're free to fart wherever we like, whenever we like.”
Rebecca: “Um... that still might be against the law there I think, Betty.”
Betty: “Yeah. But is ANYONE here at this beach calling the Police on us? We get looks from people and stuff, but no ones picking up their phone to call the fuzz. I don't even see a badge in sight!”
Betty (Looks at Lucia): “YOU aren't gonna call the Cops are you?”
Lucia: “I got no beef with you if that's what you're asking.”
Betty: “Ah, well that's a relief. See 'Becky, at least someone tolerates our gassy asses.”
Rebecca: “Yeah, either that, or she's actually getting turned on by them. Don't matter to us, baby, you can sniff all this ass gas as long as you like!”
(Rebecca releases a long fart at Lucia, making the former and Betty laugh between each other)
…OR...
ANTAGONISE:
Lucia: “Fuck! You two bitches ever thought of shoving a plug up your asses?”
Betty: “Well, it's not our problem if you hate on us for being gassy! 'Cause we ain't gonna stop until the tank is empty!”
Rebecca: “Whoever smelt it, dealt it, motherfucker! Deal with it! We fart where we please!”
Betty: “Um... except Bahama Mama's though. Remember they kicked us out last night for stinking up the toilets!”
Rebecca: “Ain't our fault we drank those milkshakes! The milk in those was fucking off! We should've sued them for that!”
Betty: “Totally.”
Betty (looks at Lucia): “You still following us? Fuck the fuck off already!”
Rebecca: “Yeah and take this with you!”
(Rebecca releases a long fart at Lucia, making the former and Betty laugh between each other.)
Regardless of the response she chose, the two girls ignored Lucia and kept on walking along. Continuing with their conversation from earlier.
“So, what establishment should we go and eat from next?” Asked Betty to Rebecca.
“Well, there's a Deli joint at the Seahorse Hotel we could try out later. I don't know if you like curry food though.”
“So long as it has salt shakers at their establishment, then I'm buying.”
Lucia halted her movement, idling by as she watched the two gassy girls walk on away from her. Even as they stopped talking to each other, she could hear the pair still farting and brapping it up between each other, causing more and more beachgoers they passed to steer clear of them.
“Damn.” She said to herself. “These Chica's must either be loco or kinky as fuck to go around brapping those booties around!”
This random encounter she had with Betty and Rebecca at Vice Beach was certainly, by far, the weirdest and unusual experience for Lucia to witness. She had never met two women with this kind of energy before in her life, or at least ones who showed no concern for farting openly in public the way they did, despite how demeaning and embarrassing it commonly was for women. Not really surprising to her, since she had encountered a multitude of Strangers and Freaks in this city, all with the most bizarre behaviors imaginable. So far, these two were the only ones that she seemed to find some degree of interest or even respect towards. Deep down, Lucia had a strong feeling that she hadn't seen the last of these girls. Perhaps the next time she comes to Vice Beach, she just might have another extraordinary encounter with them.