Captured Bandit
by Notemania

Kelly was a skilled bandit known as “Agile Shadow” by the townspeople. She’s quite a small lady, and she used this small size to her advantage by sneaking into places to steal riches. She was quite a competent young thief, which ultimately led to her gaining quite an ego, with her days as a poor little girl just trying to get by now being but a distant memory.

For years, she had been getting away with her crimes, but after all that time, Sheriff Bessie finally managed to track down her hideout, an extravagant mansion built from years of ill gotten gains that stuck out like a sore thumb against the barren desert landscape. Absolutely sure that this was Agile Shadow’s hideout, so she busted down the door and rushed in, searching the house for Kelly.

Eventually she found the bandit sleeping in her cozy bedroom. As she always struck at night, Kelly spent most of the day asleep, which made it a perfect time to catch the thief. Throwing her lasso at the sleeping bandit, Bessie pulled the smaller girl out of bed and into her arms.

“Hey! What are you doing here!” Kelly yelled out as she was rudely awakened by the sheriff.

“Your years of thievery are over, “Agile Shadow”! Sheriff Bessie is here to bring you to justice!” Bessie boasted as she carried the much smaller girl out of her room, overjoyed with the idea of finally having the chance to bring such an infamous thief to justice.

“B-but that’s not fair!” the thief cried out as she was forcefully carried through her home, squirming desperately as she tried to make an attempt at escaping as her usual pride was quickly replaced with fear.

“Fair? What do you care about fairness? You’ve been stealing hard earned cash for ages!” Bess replied.

“Yeah, but I didn't have a choice! Please! You can’t do this!” Kelly pleaded with desperation to the uncaring cowgirl as she was carried out of her front door, with the bright sun assaulting her unadjusted eyes.

“Stealing is a crime, you know?” Bessie smuggly replied, “Now, how should I bring you to your “new home”?”

“I know!” she said as pulled her heavily used saddle off of her horse, taking a whiff at the seat, “Whew! I’ve been meaning to replace this old thing for ages!”

“Wait, you wouldn’t dare.” Kelly said as she realized what Bessie had in mind for her.

“For now, you’ll be my new saddle!” Bessie said as she tied the small thief to the back of her horse, followed by her climbing on and lowering her heavy ass onto Kelly’s terrified face.

“My ass is so darn sweaty from the desert heat, so enjoy.” she taunted as she sat on her “new saddle”, smothering her under her large and smelly ass.

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“Ahh, gotta love letting one rip on a fresh saddle!” Bessie said as she pushed out a large fart onto Kelly’s face, causing the tiny girl to squirm and struggle in absolute terror as the smell filled her nose, “Get used to that bitch, ‘cause there’s a hell of a lot more where that came from!”

“Now, onwards!” the cowgirl shouted out as she rode away from the bandit’s mansion. It was immediately a bumpy ride, with Bessie’s sweaty ass bouncing up and down on Kelly’s face as her steed galloped, pulverizing the small girl’s face under her.

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“Heh, see what I meant? I’m gassy as hell!” Bessie mocked after letting out a few more farts in Kelly’s face, taking satisfaction in feeling the bandit’s squirms and muffled screams under her, “This is gonna be a long ride, so get comfortable down there.”

Naturally, getting “comfortable” was outright impossible for the small lady. The smell, heat, and weight combined to create the worst hell Kelly had ever gone through, and despite her usual dexterity, there was no way for her to break free from this hellish position. For the first time in years, she felt completely and utterly hopeless.

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After hours of serving as Sheriff Bessie’s saddle and being subjected to her awful gas, Kelly eventually passed out from the overwhelming pain.

“Hey ass face, get up!” Bess shouted, waking up her unconscious captive, who woke up to find the sun setting, as well as the smell of ass still lingering around her face, “It’s a long way back to town, so I’m gonna need to set up camp.”

“And you woke me up because?” Kelly asked, a bit annoyed to have been snapped back to her harsh reality.

“Well, I’m gonna make some supper, and since I need to bring you back alive, I can’t have you starving on me or anything.” the cowgirl explained, “Besides, you’re more fun when you’re awake.”

“Ugh, whatever. Are you gonna untie me or something?” the thief asked, assuming that she might have had an opportunity to escape.

“Hell no. What kind of idiot do you take me for? I mean, I’ll get you off of Sugar, but there’s no way I’m gonna let you run off.” Bessie replied, immediately realizing what Kelly had in mind as she took the girl off of her horse and laid her onto the ground.

“Say, you wouldn’t mind if I used you as a seat? Oh what am I saying, you don’t deserve a choice!” the large sheriff said as she sat on the tied up girl, once again crushing her under her weight as she started the campfire and began making her baked beans.

Once her meal was finished cooking, Bessie eagerly began digging into it without a second thought, pretty much forgetting that she was using Kelly as a seat as she scarfed down the entire can without saving any for the captive.

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“Whew, nothing like a good meal to build up some nice gas!” Bessie gloated as she leaned to the side and let out a large blast of gas onto her living seat, getting a reminder of Kelly’s existence as she noticed her gagging on her gas, realizing that she forgot to share her meal like she initially planned for.

“Oh right, I forgot all about you. Uh, well I suppose it won’t hurt for you to go a day without a meal. I mean, you certainly look like you’re used to skimping out on meals anyways!” Bess commented, taking note of Kelly’s skinny build.

“Ugh, fine. I didn’t want your cooking anyways.” Kelly replied with annoyance, although admittedly she was rather hungry.

“Alright, well I’m pooped. I’ll go set up the tent, you wait here.” Bessie said, feeling ready to go to sleep, “Er, not like you have a choice.”

While laughing a bit at her own joke, the sheriff began setting up her tent around Kelly before immediately deciding to lay down beside the smaller girl, intentionally making an effort to stick her rear in her face.

“Ew! What are you-” the little thief yelled out in disgust as she smelt the ass that was mere inches away from her face, only to get interrupted by another fart to the face.

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“Good night!” Bess snarked as she once again farted on her unfortunate captive, immediately falling asleep after a bit more laughter.

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As she drifted off to sleep, Bessie continued releasing gas onto Kelly’s face. Being a night owl, Agile Shadow was wide awake and knew right away that she was in for a long and miserable night. At first, she assumed she’d be able to untie herself while Bess was asleep, the sheriff’s knot tying skills had left her completely incapable of breaking free, so instead of making an escape, she was stuck in her unfortunate spot.

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In a couple of hours, things went from bad to worse as the sleeping cowgirl ended up rolling over onto Kelly, once again smothering her under her weight, and to make matters worse, she was far from out of gas.

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After spending a few long hours in this horrible, suffocating position, Kelly once again passed out.

The next day Kelly woke up in a jail cell, apparently having slept through the rest of the trip to the town. Though she was a bit upset over being imprisoned, Kelly was also quite relieved, assuming that she was finally free from Bessie and her gassy ass. At least that’s what she thought, until she heard a familiar voice speak to her.

“Hey, “Kelly”. finally awake?” Kelly heard Bessie say, quickly turning to see the sheriff unlocking and entering her cell.

“W-what are you doing?” Kelly asked nervously, immediately fearing the worst from her.

“Well, we were going to just keep you locked up in this cell and call it a day, but as the sheriff, I decided that your crimes warranted a “harsher sentence”.” Bess said as she pulled Kelly onto the floor and once again lowered herself onto her face, “Welcome to hell, “Agile Shadow”.”