Double Trouble
by Boingaroo

Here are a just a few details of having two girls farting around me for abou 6 months.

I had this friend (female) who moved in with my girlfriend and I for a while. I will just use the letter E to identify the friend cause that was the first letter in her name. E had a medical problem with her intestines and she had to burp and fart all the time, some of her farts would linger for what seemed like days. Let me put it this way, if you were blindfolded and led to each room in our house, you could tell by the smell what room was hers. E was not shy about farting either, she started farting around me and at me within about one week of meeting her and that was some time before she'd moved in with us. E was very petite and pretty (model material easily). E would fart anywhere, she use to fart at the dinner table until my girlfriend and I almost had our meals go out the entrance. I had to talk to E about this cause my girlfriend was going to pound her like a post. When we would watch t.v. E would play these war games. She would be sitting and it didn't matter where, point both her feet at me or my girlfriend like she was aiming an anti-aircraft gun, put her thumbs on the trigger buttons and fire BBBBRRRRRAAAATA..TA..TA..TA..TA..TAT!! and at the same time she'd shake her legs and feet to simulate the machine gun recoil. This use to turn me on specially when she was wearing her tight high cut jean shorts, all ya could see was ass, emm...yummy!! My girlfriend would sometimes then get up and put her arms out like a WW2 bomber, circle a couple of times (so we wouldn't know who was gonna get bombed), park her ass facing her victim (usually E unfortunately) and drop the bombs KA...BRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMM.. PT.PT.TP!!!! That looked so sexy, once my girlfriend even lifted up her spandex skirt to show E some panties when she farted. Why..why..why couldn't they be doing this more at me. It wasn't fair, nor did it seem to matter how many times I farted, it was like a competition between them, to see who could gross each other out.

They actually use to fart on each other sometimes. I remember this one time they were going swimming and they were both wearing swimsuits (they hadn't put their street clothes over top yet) and E was sitting next to my girlfriend on the couch. E got up then sat down on my girlfriends leg and blasted away PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP!!! E was just killing herself laughing, even though my girlfriend kicked her half way across the living room with her other leg. "You fucken little bitch!!" my girlfriend exclaimed, as she was laughing too but tried to hide it. Well, my girlfriend got up and drove E into a corner using her ass and big legs as a bulldozer and pinned her there. E could hardly breathe never mind move. FFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPPPPFFFF!!!!!! It sounded like an elephant the way it whistled off of E's bare tummy. "Ewwwwwhhh!!..that's gross" cried E, as they were both laughing. I was just sitting there with a stiffy wishing it was me getting farted on.

I can think of one fart experience, that will always stick in my mind. It's not necessarily the best, but, it's the first real good, female fart experience that I had.

We were out tearing up the muskeg and bush in my buddy's argo(amphibious all terrain vehicle). There were six of us, 5 guys and one hot blond. We were on our way back to camp and it was getting cool. The girl(Michelle)was sitting on this flannel blanket with the ends curled up over her legs, to keep warm. One of the guys had asked for his blanket back because he was cold and she said "NO"! They exchanged nasty words and she finally said, "Okay, but first I'm going to fart on it". Well, she rolled this blanket up and sat down on it and ripped this huge rumbling fart that you could easily hear over the noise of this argo engine(about 5 sec).

I was shocked, and my tent pole was up and ready and not for camping either LOL! She then threw the blanket at this guy and said with an evil grin & laugh, "there's your stupid blanket, I hope you like the smell". Buddy wasn't impressed with what she did, but the rest of us sure laughed and enjoyed what she did, me especially ~boingaroo~.