Ms. Harper -- The Educated Fart
by Zibbit Bean-O

I think I was about 7 or 8 when I first realized that I had a fetish. I wasn't even old enough to know what a fetish was, yet I knew that there was something other than just the average "naked-girl-in-front-of-you-makes-you-wanna-cum" feeling. And especially at the age I was at. It was quite funny, actually. But my later years brought much more excitement to my fetish, and I was loving every minute of it, let me tell you. And just so you're not wondering any longer, this as well as all my other stories are true.

I love farts. Not coming out of guys, coming out of girls. It was always the overall idea of a girl farting that sent me ballistic. Over the course of my young life I smelled many-an-ass, naked and clothed, some smelled dreamy, some smelled horrid, but each and every time in my entire life that I've smelled a fart coming from a girl I immediately got horny; gross smelling or not. But now I was getting older, and things were starting to change. Physically. By the time I was about 13 or 14 I had such a fart fetish. My penis also gained some length, and I was able to shoot (or cum, whichever you prefer). Man, I masturbated with my special "grind" technique 4 times a day if not more, thinking about fart incidents. Just for example, I was at the park with a girl from school, and we were on the swings when suddenly she farted really loud! She denied it of course, and I played along, but pretty soon I was smelling that one. The smell was so strong that it hit me in the nose ten-fold. My penis regained consciousness, and I went home happy.

So at about 14 or so I was in the 8th grade. We're going at least 7 years back now. I went to a catholic school as a kid. I hated it. I mean I really FUCKING hated it. The teachers were dumb, the kids were assholes.... they can all suck my cock. But one good memory remains. And that was Ms. Harper, the 28 year-old 7th grade teacher. MAN was she hot, and MAN did she have the best looking, fullest, roundest ass I ever did see-to-date! And the best thing about it was that she was nice too. Yeah, you couldn't come across a hot, nice woman at that school to save your life. Then Harper came along. I liked to call her Kristin, cuz that's her name and what I called her as soon as we got intimate.

What you say? Intimate? Now hold on, there Zibbs. You're saying you got intimate with your teacher?

No. Actually, she was the 7th grade teacher. But there is a great reason behind it, so if you like the farting, whip 'em out cuz you'll all like this one.

Now Kristin was 28-years-old I'm guessing. She was so incredibly beautiful. Here I am, a 14 year-old dork with a big penis and lots of free time trying to find ways to get in her pants. But my pushy ways didn't have to be so in this case. I realized once I met her that I wanted to spy on her every move, just to see if something crazy could happen. I am a total voyeur, seriously. I always was, but this was probably going to be the biggest balls act I would ever do in my life.

She had a certain schedule during the course of the day, and I know at one point during the day she would go to the bathroom. I would sometimes stand around and watch the bathroom door from the point she went in to the point she went out, and sometimes timed about 15 minutes or so. Hey, I'm not stupid. Either she was getting a make over in there or (the obvious) she was pooping. Now, I know I have a fart fetish to all extremes, but I still don't like to watch girls poop. This was the only occasion I didn't mind it. See, around 1:25 in the afternoon every day Kristin would go in the bathroom. This was most likely due to the fact that she had a few minutes free at that time each day. So I planned this one good. After school one day, I stuck around and waited for the area to clear. I snuck into the faculty bathroom and looked around. It was a co-ed kind of bathroom, and I lucked out when I found there was a storage attic-like room above the stalls. I was set. The thing was open anyway, and the way I see it is, if there were any other perverted children in that school like me, they would have tried this already. It was almost preschool shit. And I know all the kids in my class got a kick over Ms. Harper's butt. I wondered why someone hadn't tried this already. Or, for all I know, I wasn't the only sick fuck there!

So the next day came and I was waiting for 1:25pm. It came soon enough and so I made my way to the faculty bathroom, planning any and all excuses as to why I'm in there if I got caught, and hid myself up in the attic room with my raging hard-on.......waiting. I didn't wait long. Kristin came in the bathroom really quickly after I got comfortable and looked kinda panicky. She checked all the stalls and looked around the room to make she there were no people in the stalls. I'm thinking, "What the fuck is she doing?" Then, the unexpected happened. After she was looking around and finding that the coast was clear, I saw her face strain and she let out a gigantic fart! This thing rumbled! I was blown away by the magnificent sound that it made. Then she went into one of the stalls in which I had perfect overhead view, and pulled down her pants. Finally I got to see her bare ass! Then she sat down and, well, started to poop. She pooped for a long time and I heard it all; splashing in the water, groans and everything associated with pooping. Finally she got up off the bowl to wipe and I saw all of her poop in the toilet. It was kinda gross but made me feel kinda good inside, I didn't know why. Then she got all back to normal, flushed, and left. I jumped down out of the rafter/attic and went in the stall she was in. I just breathed it all in and said to myself, "I'm smelling Ms. Harper's poop. This is cool."

This activity went on for about a week. Everything was going really good too. I would go in the faculty bathroom at 1:25, wait for Ms. Harper to poop and fart, masturbate really quickly and go to my next class. The following Monday I think some teacher was looking for me. So this particular teacher searched the entire school I guess, and somehow or another came into the faculty bathroom. I heard the footsteps walking around, and so I peeked out of the crack in the door. I think she saw me. Actually, I know she saw me because we made eye-contact, then she left. I thought I was in the clear, but Ms. Harper then came in the bathroom, turned around....and locked the door.

"I know you're in here Zibbit," she said, really powerful-like, "so get out of the storage room and come down here."

Shit. Now I was fucked. Really fucked. I had just been caught sitting up in the storage attic above the bathroom stalls....and I knew that she knew what was up.

She moved over closer to the opening and said, "I figured out your schedule when I would see you disappear every day at 1:25, and come in here to watch me use the toilet. That's what you've been doing. Come down here."

So I jumped down onto one of the stall toilets, and faced her finally. Although I had a huge erection, I knew I could face her cuz this was it. The end. She looked at my face, nervous as it was, and then she looked down at my pants.

"So tell me the truth," she said, now looking me right in the eye. "When you sit up there and watch me go to the bathroom, do you like to touch yourself?"

"Um.....yeah," was all I could make out of it. This was getting better by the minute. She started to walk towards the stall door.

"You know, since you're so into my bodily functions, I guess it would be alright if I let out this poop I've been holding in." And with that, she farted....really loud! Right in my direction, and it immediately began to smell incredible. "Is that what you like?" she said. "Do you like it when I fart like that? Do you like the smell?" I just nodded and tried to smell the fart she just laid only 10 inches from my face. I started getting that feeling, like I needed to pull out my dick. She said, "Go ahead...take out your penis. Rub it if you need to. I know that this is what you like about me. My farting. If you like it so much, why don't you just let me do some work on you."

So she made me get on the floor up against the toilet and put my head against the seat, like you do when you go to the barber shop in the sink. Then she pulled down her pants and I was able to see that full almost-bare ass she'd been giving me dreams about for so long.

"If you wanna smell some farts, you're gonna have to smell them coming straight from the source." With that, I saw a clean-shaven vagina pop into view and a brown asshole making it's way for my nose. I also felt my zipper begin to unzip and felt a chill. My penis was out, and she had a hold of it!

"Now," she said, interrupting my ecstasy, "If you feel like you're going to ejaculate, just go right ahead and do it. I want to see you ejaculate in my hands while you smell my farts. Here they come, put your nose in my ass quick!"

As soon as she said that, a really loose fart came whooshing out of her ass, hitting me right in the nostrils. Man, did it smell good! As soon as she farted, she began to jerk me off really hard. It felt so good. I just kept smelling her brown poop hole until she moaned and pushed another silent one out, ending with a crunch. That one smelled better than the first. I couldn't hold my cum anymore. She wiped her hand over the opening to her cunt and I lost it right there. The inside of the thing was in full-view and I ejaculated straight up in the air, missing her hand completely! It felt so good!

When it was over, she got up away from me and pulled up her pants. I was still resting against the toilet when she started pulling up my pants and zipping them up.

"See, I'm pretty open. It made me so horny when I found out that you liked to smell my farts. Usually they smell bad, but if you like that kind of smell, and it makes you cum without engaging in sex at such a young age, than you are more than welcome to satisfy yourself with the smell of my farts anytime." She kissed me on the lips (!) and walked out. I was so in shock / ecstasy that I lay there for about 5 minutes before coming to, and ran for the door.

For the next few months of remaining school, Kristin and I had a ton of fun with farts. When there was no one left at school after-hours, she would let me come in the bathroom and masturbate on top of her while smelling her farts. It was so awesome! I loved her so much. Unfortunately I have long since graduated the 8th grade, but if I want to find Ms. Harper (Kristin), all I have to do is perk up my nose and sniff her out. I know I'll find her and her beautiful ass someday.