My Chair Master
by Slave Fart

"God damnit, you are such a fucking bitch!"

"Oh fuck off, you fucking prick!"

"Just because you're constantly fucking up doesn't mean that I'm an asshole!"

"No, but anytime you ever want to suck on mine, I'm more than happy to blast a fucking fart in your face. You fucking deserve that. So kiss my ass, or get the fuck out of here!"

My face burned red and I knew that if I said anything else to Olivia that I'd be in deep shit. As much as I hated her, I couldn't stop thinking about her ass, because it was quite perfect.

Olivia was pretty short at about 5 flat, but she had great tits that were easily a 34D and thick thighs that matched her perfect ass. Her ass was so perfect and round that nobody could look away, especially on a day like today when she was wearing black spandex that just laid perfectly against her ass cheeks. She worked out 5 times a week, and according to one of our mutual friends at her gym, she spent at least 4 of those days doing squats or workouts dedicated entirely to her ass. She loved her ass. Hell, that's why we were fighting.

You see, Olivia is a corporate model and I'm the photographer for Fortune 500 company. We both have day jobs there as well, and we're both very well respected, and even though we often fight, I respect the hell out of her. She just never respects me...

We were modeling off a new computer that the employees would get and I had her sit on the end of her chair, really pushing her butt out towards the camera. I then got on my knees and shot a picture from her ass and all the way up to the computer we were modeling off. She saw a few of them and I hadn't adjusted the focus, so her ass was in perfect focus and looked pretty fantastic. She saw them and flipped out!

She told me that I must have been saving them for my spank bank and that I probably did it all the time. In truth, I had a few pictures of Olivia's ass on my hard drive. She frequently wore skintight black leggings to the shoots, and I frequently had her stick her butt out so that I could get a shot highlighting her ass. Those were the best pictures we had.

I sat down in our break room, which was rather trendy and saw a weird note on a table. I sat down and read the note:

--Looking for help on fixing my desk, can anyone help? -Olivia--

Finally... A chance for a little payback...

I walked over to where her desk sat and noticed there was nobody around. Everyone had gone to lunch. Her chair was actually an exceptionally nice leather one that had kind of a weird base that once had a massager in it. I knew that they had taken the massage function out because apparently it was too loud. It looked big enough to hold me inside it...

So I removed the seat by unclipping it and climbed inside, thinking that I'd be able to affix the seat loosely on top and then use my feet to move the base as she went to sit down, causing her to fall on her ass without ever clipping the seat back down. I could then hop out of the chair and make it to the back stairs with enough time... At least I think this can work...

I got into the chair and was even able to keep my face almost all the way out without being really visible as it sat behind some mesh. This was going to be too easy.

I put the seat top back down and placed it gently on. Any pressure would have clipped the seat on and I'd be stuck in the chair, and then I'd be unable to escape, so I was ultra careful not to clip it down.

I maneuvered everything into place and started to look around at her desk. She kept it super neat and I saw a group of coupons for the new Mexican restaurant was missing one. She must have eaten there recently...

Before I realized what was happening, one of her teammates from her day job sat down in her chair, clipping the seat in! I was stuck!

I didn't worry though and stared at her pretty butt, and I recognized it as Allison. I'd never been that close to Allison's ass before, but it was really quite pretty.

Allison adjusted and moved her ass even closer to my face as she seemed to be reading something. She moved again, this time leaning onto one ass cheek...

Pfffffffft... It rushed out quickly and filled my nostrils with her fart. As I was breathing in her fart, my lungs burned with her gas and my face with shame.

She was speaking to herself, "Holy shit, that stinks... Oh god..."

She grunted and moved her ass within a centimeter of my face. This time, the fart was powerful and even loud it sputtered off at the end, clearly giving Allison something to wipe up as she said, "I have to get to the fucking bathroom! Disgusting!"

It smelled like she had to shit and she left after verbally hoping nobody could smell that.

I was stuck now in the seat and I tried to move it around so that maybe I could get out... I tried to move my leg and then I realized that I couldn't move at all. I was stuck until Olivia got back and I'd have to ask her to get maintenance to get me out of her chair.

She arrived a few minutes later, after I had smelled the entirety of Allison's farts. Before she could sit down with her ass in my face, humiliating me, I said, "Olivia! I'm in your chair! Don't sit down!"

"What the fuck? Why are you in my chair?"

"I was going to play a prank, but then it got fucked up, so now I'm stuck. Can you help me get out of this thing?"

She lifted the mesh, but then let it drop back over my face, "Apologize. Tell me that you're pathetic and that you will never disrespect me like you did earlier."

"What? No. I didn't do anything wrong. Look, Olivia, please just help me get out of here."

"You need to learn a lesson. And remember this: If you scream, they'll find you inside my chair and I'll say you did it to stare at my ass."

She just smiled and her short red hair had nothing on the color of my face by how embarrassed and mad I was! She turned around, and then ever so slowly, she guided her ample, shapely, perfect ass right onto my face.

"Oh, and one last thing... You picked a bad day to be stuck with your face in my ass. I had a two entree for one coupon to El Ranchito, but my boyfriend couldn't show up last minute... So I ate both entrees. A bean burrito, side of refried beans and black beans, and a bean and beef burrito, side of refried and pinto beans. I think you're going to get all you can handle."

She moved her butt cheeks left and right, firmly planting my face inside her butt. I felt her sphincter muscle flex and it was as tight as every other muscle in her ass. It was strange feeling her anus pucker and flex on my face. It must have made her so happy to know I was beneath her ass because she smugly sat up in her chair and positioned my face even further into her ass.

I remember the first fart the most. I remember them all really well, but the first time was even more memorable, because Olivia said, "Oooo... You have some puckering up to do. Pucker up and lay a kiss on my asshole. Now. If you do everything I say, I won't tell anyone you were trying to stare at my ass. So, pucker up and kiss my asshole."

Unfortunately, I couldn't bargain with her and pursed my lips, placing an incredibly hard and passionate kiss against her black spandex covered rectum. That's when I felt her anus pull in, and then push out...

Her fart was hot and moist, very smelly. After having this fart blown directly into my mouth by Olivia, I didn't know what the hell was going on in my life to lead me here... She just farted in my face! She started to rub her ass cheeks against the back of the chair while my nose was impaling her asshole. The stench was unbelievable! It smelled like a mix between rotten eggs and shit.

"And if you thought that one was bad? Wait until I catch my stride. I'm going to fart every last one of these right into your face while you just sit there and get to do what you've always wanted. Just stare at my ass. Go ahead, I'm allowing it now. And now whenever you look at my ass, you'll know just what it's capable of."

She turned with her hands on the right arm rest while she turned her body and face to watch as nothing on my face but my eyes were able turn upwards as we made eye contact. She smiled a gigantic smile and then scrunched her face as she farted a silent, hot, steaming, smelly, awful fart that seemed to fill my nose up so fast that she had to smell a little of it. Her face wretched and she pretended to gag, mocking me.

"Oh my GAWD!!! That is so fucking sick! I don't like the smell of that one bit! Oh, ew!!! Ew!!! Good thing you're taking the brunt of it! Ick! My farts are smelling really fucking bad today. Man... I know a way that you and I can get rid of the smell, though. Together! But first, just go ahead and take some big whiffs of that fart."

She kept my face between her ass cheeks while I sniffed through my nose until she was satisfied the smell had dissipated enough. It was so humiliating, the worst thing I'd ever had done... Well... Until...

"Ok. Now, here's how we'll play this next fart game... It's called, 'open your pathetic mouth so that I can fart right down your pathetic throat'. It's a game that Winners get to play with losers."

She smiled at her own terrible joke, but my face was burning with embarrassment. I was so pissed, so I said, "No! I'm not doing that! i don't want to eat your farts!"

Her face got instantly mad, "You're not only going to open your mouth so I can fart in it, now you're going to eat my farts straight out of my bare asshole. And you're going to beg. Or I'll make you scream and then I'll tell everyone you did this to try and be a fucking weirdo."

She saw that my toes were in reach of her foot and she slowly pushed down on them... I saw my options, "No... That's not necessary... *Sigh*... Please, Olivia, please let me eat your farts."

She put her hands on her hips, mocking me yet again, "Well that's not how my fart eater should beg, now is it? I said, 'beg me'. So... Beg. Me..."

I put on the show of a lifetime at that point...

"Please! Oh please oh please Master Olivia! Please own me and fart into my face and let me suck on your anus, please let me suck on your farts! Please let me eat your asshole and please fart into my face. Please, oh please own me and make me into your fart eater! Please don't let me inhale anything down my mouth into my lungs but your farts, your juicy, hot, wet farts! Please! Please just let me open my mouth and turn my mouth into your personal fart receptacle! And please make sure some of your delicious farts are wet and sloppy so that I can please lick your asshole clean! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST FART INTO MY MOUTH!"

Her smile got as wide as I'd ever seen a smile spread.

She didn't talk as she pulled down her tight pants and exposed her asshole. I thought it looked extremely tightly shut for something that had just opened up and expelled her intestinal gas right into my face.

I opened my mouth wider and she moved her entire ass backwards, covering my face with her ass cheeks, my mouth now encompassing her anus. I probed my tongue forward, feeling at her anus, her sphincter muscles pulsing outward like she was trying to fart, but she was flexing so that she wouldn't just yet.

Her fart spilled out of her body and into my mouth like a hot soup. It filled my entire mouth and I couldn't pull away. It was all gas, but the heat from her fart made me feel like I was drinking a liquid. She laid her upper body forward and released a much louder, much more powerful fart that forced all of the gas in my mouth down. She sat back up triumphantly and laughed a single burst of victorious laughter.

I heard someone walk over and I heard her talking with them. Something about a deadline? I couldn't make it out, but she pushed a small fart out into my mouth while they talked and I thought about making a noise, but then thought better of it. At this point, what the fuck was I going to do? I would be called a pervert and likely be fired from my job. She owned me right now. While my body was in this chair, she really could do whatever she wanted...

And she wanted to fart again. This burst was super loud and someone came over to ask what it was. She said it was something on her computer, but the reality was that this fart stunk so badly that if my lungs didn't filter it, people would have had to evacuate the building! She laughed when they walked away and then pulled her asshole off my mouth, but kept her puckering anus pointed right at my face. She pushed a very small fart out and I was forced to sniff it up. I didn't protest because I was smarter than that. I just accepted her fart and opened my mouth back up so she could affix my mouth to her anus again.

The farts kept blowing into my face, another 5 or 6 blasted down my throat. I lost all track of time until I heard someone leave. Then another, and finally when about 10 people told Olivia goodbye, I realized it was closing time. She didn't move though and I tried getting her attention the only way I could think of...

As I started to lick her anus, it felt like I was kissing it. It was weird to have my lips touching her ass and licking on her asshole. I felt very dominated and she didn't seem to pay me any mind. She farted again, and then moved tighter onto my mouth.

The smell of this fart was very potent and powerful. She didn't say anything, but I thought I could feel something on the other side of her asshole. At that point, I knew what was about to happen to me...

Her shit came fast and flowed in a log that mashed into one big piece in my mouth. I didn't know what to do, but I thought I would throw up for sure. Instead, I chewed and swallowed as quickly as I could. The chewing was so fucking disgusting as I got her shit between my teeth. There was no more shit coming out, and it was only a single log, albeit a very long and thick log of her shit. She just remained with her asshole sealing off the stink, a wise move on her part. All of her shit and all of the shit stink that was escaping was escaping through my nose, so not only was I tasting and feeling her shit on my tongue, I was also smelling it with every breath I took.

I finally swallowed everything down and thought I would vomit, but the puke never came. She kept her ass planted on my face and whenever I looked up her back I expected her to turn around, but she kept herself faced forward, working. I knew what she wanted, so I gave it to her.

When someone shits into your mouth and then expects you to lick their asshole clean, it's about the most humiliating thing that can happen to you. But the humiliation would be over soon. Probing inside of her asshole was the worst part, because there was still a small amount of shit that came out of her colon and into my mouth with that, but it was over quick enough and I was happy with the work I'd done as her personal toilet paper.

Olivia stayed seated but there were no more farts coming, it felt like it had been 10 or 15 minutes since I'd eaten her whole bowel movement and then licked her asshole clean after she took a dump in my mouth when she finally stood up.

"I think you'll want to see this," she said, that huge smile on her face, "You did a really good job, by the way. We'll do this again."

"Fuck you, you've had your fun. I'm never doing that again. It was awful."

"I think you mean, 'Yes Mistress Olivia. i will do anything you say, because i am now Your property. You now own me.' Here's why..."

She let me out of the chair and pulled out her phone, tapped on it a few times, and turned it around... There I was... Begging her... Begging her to fart in my mouth. Then the video turned to me opening my mouth as her ass came into view and removed my face from the video. All you heard was muffled farts and the unmistakable sound of her shit sliding into my mouth and me swallowing...

"You bitch..."

"I think the term 'Owner' fits better. I guess you should probably just start calling me 'Master', you know... Since I fucking own you now. I'm going to video all of my farts going into your mouth, too... And just you wait, because I'm also going to turn you into my personal toilet and shit eater... So, what do you have to say to your new master?"

My face burned, but I couldn't have those videos get out... I knelt before her and crawled to her, looking upward and spoke, "Yes... Master Olivia... i am now Your slave. Please own me and shit into my mouth..."

That smile got big again, and she said, "Open My toilet. Open. your. mouth."

As she squatted onto my mouth, i accepted that my free time would now be spent serving as Her slave. But, hey... At least She's really hot?