One in 322
by Slave Fart

So 2021 has been really weird. 2020 was weird, too. It's been longer spurts than normal between serving women other than Monica and Kenz, but even then, Kenz was really infrequent and Monica and I have been so stressed. Things are just weird for everyone.

I got used in January and then again in May. The January one I wrote about called "A great, bad experience". It was equal parts disgusting, humiliating and exhilarating. I really did love D's three day dump coming out of her ass. It's still the best ass I've ever seen in my entire life. Monica agrees with how perfect it is. It was so intense.

So that was January. And then February came and we talked about potentially lining someone else up. Monica found a woman from Russia that is dying to shit in someone's mouth, apparently, but we'd have to fly her out and everything. It's just not on the table right now, but that's more that Monica doesn't trust her to follow through. So we're back to not having anyone new.

Monica started sending messages to people she knew because a part of her fetish is not just using me herself, but introducing women to the fetish and subjecting me to more women. March passed with her sending lots of messages and not hearing back from friends of friends or whatever. One person put all the pieces together on what she was doing. We went to a club for the first time in forever and Monica spent the night trying to find someone new and nobody was interested in using me as their toilet. We ran into the friend that figured out what the deal was and she asked me if I was ok. I laughed and told her that yes, I in fact enjoy being used as a toilet for women. She looked very concerned for my mental health.

April was almost done when finally, Monica was told by an old friend of a friend of a friend of hers that had talked about using an ex of Monica's, but never did. We'll call her Sandy. Sandy's friend's name is Dana and she just turned 30. She moved from New York to about an hour away from us in Florida. Basically, Dana was lamenting to Sandy that she hadn't done anything new in so long. Dana had broken up with her fiance before the move, and so she was now trying to branch out and make things more exciting.

Sandy still thinks about using men as toilets, but has decided that the process is too gross for her. So Sandy asked Dana if she'd ever consider something like that and Dana immediately said how gross it was. But then Sandy started talking and saying how the power would be exquisite. Dana asked why Sandy never did and she said she just didn't think she could make it a reality. I never found out what happened next with Sandy, other than she gave Monica's number to Dana.

Dana and Monica talked for weeks, all while Monica was trying to set up a new user. Dana didn't live far, and that is always a huge issue to solve. She and Monica finally agreed on something that would make Dana feel comfortable.

Monica counted all the messages when Dana finally agreed and found that she had sent messages to 322 women.

The day of was straightforward. I'd be in the toilet box and Dana would just come in and use me.

So I heard the door open and Monica and Dana talked. Monica has told me what happened and it was all really simple. Dana's ex was just so boring and also kind of a jerk, so Dana dumped him and moved to be closer to family. She had only had sex with 3 men and the most adventurous thing they'd ever done is she let one of them cum on her back. She wanted to try more things, but each guy was very vanilla. Monica asked Dana if there was anything specific she wanted to do that she couldn't get a guy to do. Dana told her she wanted to have someone eat her ass like it was no big deal. So Monica went and fetched the only ass eater in the place.

The door opened and Monica untied me and told me that I'd be eating Dana's ass, first. I asked if it was part of the bowel movement and Monica said she thinks it's more just a sex thing.

So I went into the tv room and saw Dana for the first time. She is so gorgeous, but not in a way that other women are. There's no make up, but she's just so cute and pretty. She also had very small breasts. Not non-existant, but small. She stood up and was wearing leggings. Her butt was clearly not massive, but nice. She looked very pretty and I was very taken aback at how exciting I found the prospect of eating her ass.

I asked here, "What position do you want me to be in."

"I'm not sure. What's the best one?"

"Well... What do you want to have happen?"

She laughed, "What do you mean?"

I sat down, my naked body feeling even more exposed than it did when I was tied up as a toilet, "Well, there's stimulation to make you shit. There's a method that's more about ass cleaning. There's the standard ass kissing and licking, but not probing my tongue deep in there. And then, what I would consider the most normal ass eating, which is the kissing and licking, but I stick my tongue deep in your asshole."

I said it like it was a menu at a restaurant and realized how hard I was.

"I think I want the last one."

I gave her the option of sitting on my face, laying on her stomach, or going on her hands and knees. She said she wanted to watch TV, so she wanted to sit on my mouth.

For the next 25 minutes, I ate her ass like it was the only thing I'd ever touch to my lips ever again. I wasn't sure if things were going well, but then she shuddered and screamed, "OH MY.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!"

She came so hard and I had a hard time breathing! She didn't even have huge ass cheeks, and here I am dying!!!

At the very end of her cumming, she's started to relax and I felt a very small fart escape. Now, farts smell terrible, so I won't say it smelled good, but it really didn't smell bad because it almost smelled like nothing. She laughed, "That was the best orgasm that I have ever felt in my entire life. Wow..."

Dana waited a while while my tongue was still going up into her asshole, "I'm ready to take a shit... I can't believe I'm doing this..."

So I got up and had Monica lock me back in the toilet. Another 20 minutes passed and I wasn't sure what happened, when the door opened and I saw Dana's smile looking down at me.

"I'm going to give you a huge load, slave."

I was erect again in an instant.

When Dana's ass cheeks hit the seat, I was staring at her anus and reached up to kiss it. I kept my lips on her asshole until she farted. Again, almost no stink. No farts and no shit is ever going to be a 0, but on a scale of 1-10, it was a 1.1, maybe.

I kept my lips on her butthole and she said, "Kiss my farts, bitch."

She farted again and the smell was negligible. Keep in mind, I'm still kissing her ass and she's still farting in my face, so the balance of power is still one-sided, but it just wasn't the rotten blasts I'm used to. She farted two more little ones. Again, the stink just isn't as bad as it is normally, but they're piling up.

Dana shifts above me and I see she's getting ready. She breathes deep and farts a final warning shot.

This one stinks pretty bad. Probably a 7.

And then, almost instantly, two 4 inch turds drop from her anus very quickly in rapid succession. They both fall into my mouth and stick out. They're both about the size of quarter in diameter.

It stinks, but it's a 3 on a shit scale. They stink and she starts saying, "Oh my god! It smells so bad! It smells so bad! My shit is in your mouth! It smells so bad!"

I decide to try asking, "May I eat your shit, please, Mistress." but it comes out, "ay i ea or it isress".

She laughed so hard that she farted again.

"Yes, toilet. You may eat my shit. Eat my shit!"

So I did. I chewed and swallowed. Monica told me later that Dana decided in the moment that she just wanted to wipe and leave. She was embarrassed in a way, but also said it was the most powerful she's ever felt. She wasn't embarrassed for herself. She was embarrassed for me and said she couldn't look me in the eyes.

Monica texted her later and told her that she can use me whenever she wants and Dana said she'll definitely be back.