Re-Ass-essment
by American Wonton

WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS FART/BUTT DOMINATION, SCAT, AND SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. READER DISCRETION ADVISED.

It was stupid of me, I know. Natalie’s ass hung above me and I was stupid enough to trek closer. She ascended another step, much more gracefully for a girl her size. My face followed beneath and I was glad I was sneaky enough to conceal myself behind her. My footsteps matched hers as I followed her baseball pants. Even in their thick cotton lining, I could make out her asscheeks tumble atop each other to push her body up the steps. I lost myself in those pants, hoping we would both never run out of steps. My breathing quickened as she gave one final lift. I pushed my face inward, hoping to catch one final closeup of her glorious behind. Unfortunately, I got more than I bargained for.

My foot matched hers and before we knew it, Natalie was falling backwards. With a quick yelp, she and I had no choice but to fall forwards onto the floor. Natalie caught her face with her arms...whereas her ass gave me an ample cushion. My existence was bliss for a brief second as I caught myself between her crack. I took a deep inhale, breathing in her womanly scent and fresh clothes. BBRRRRLLBBPPTTT! She farted, which didn’t exactly deter me from the experience...in fact, it made me dig in deeper. She screamed and tumbled off of me and I knew what was coming. I questioned myself if it was worth it every time.

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Sexual harassment was not tolerated at Welldean High School. I knew this from experience. This wasn’t actually the first time this had happened. I sat in Mrs. Robinson’s office, my hands clasped between my shoulderblades. Partially, I was embarrassed to have Natalie sit next to me...and partially, the experience still gave me an erection. I didn’t dare look her in the eye and she wouldn’t even dream of addressing me. I took a glance up towards the window every now and then, looking at her slim figure and hourglass body. God, even her brown hair gave me chills. “Finally!” She said, throwing up her hands. Even mad, her voice was beautiful. “Mrs. Robinson, he did it again! This is the-” “I know, I know sweetheart,” said a larger figure behind us. Ms. Robinson became situated in her desk and addressed us both. “The sixth time I believe? And we aren’t giving you the benefit of the doubt this time Blake. I assume this was no accident?” I bowed my head in shame. This time I could feel two sets of eyes glaring at me; one in shame, the other in absolute disgust. “Yes,” I sheepishly added. Mrs. Robinson sighed and crossed her arms. “Natalie, I’ll speak to you in a moment. Can you give Blake and I the room?”

I watched Mrs. Robinson fiddle around her bookshelf. My gaze turned to her lower back...then her ass. I couldn’t help it being a horny freshman in highschool. From Natalie’s gorgeous ass to Mrs. Robinson’s fat porker I couldn’t turn my attention anywhere else if I tried. FFFRRRRPBBBBOOTTTT! Whoah, and now that interest whisked away. “Well I would apologize for that,” began Mrs. Robinson. “But I think you know full well how it hurts when someone becomes invasive, hmm?” My hand went to my nose in disgust. Natalie’s farts I could handle...but this was horrific! It smelt like two separate people combined their diets into one gross orgy of stink! It was terribly unprofessional of our guidance counselor...but so was her next action. FFFFRRRROBBPLLTTTTT! Another ghastly ripping blew forth-but this time, intentionally directed at me. Mrs. Robinson had bent herself above me chair, her ass covering the width of my torso. Her silk dress blew into my face along with her dense fart particles. “Blake, I know this will be hard for someone such as yourself. But all my other methods have become-fruitless. Speaking of fruit…”. It was like some hideous dream. Mrs. Robinson grabbed the back of my head and lifted her skirt up. My eyes grew wide-she was wearing no underwear. “You’re mostly used to Natalie’s diet. She’s an athlete, allowing for lots of vitamin C in her gas.” PPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTTT! “I went ahead and adjusted for your tastes. Well, speaking of again, tell me how you enjoy these?” My head squirmed as she buried me into the midst of her asscrack.

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PHHHHHHHRRRTTT! BBBBLLLRRRLLBBB! FFFLBBOOOPPTTT! My head and Ms. Robinson’s ass were like two positive ends of a magnet, being kept together by some unnatural, cruel force. BBBLLLRRRAARRPPTT! I screamed as a sour fart blared around my skull. Ms. Robinson gave me no rest. She simply pushed my head deeper. “Stop it! Get off-” FFRRRROOTOOTTT! An airy fart sent my mumbled words into stifled coughs. “Well Blake, again, I apologize. But I devised this little session to program your behavior. You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with your female counterparts.” Ms. Robinson pulled me out of her ass slightly. I gratefully gasped for air, taking in the full width of her ass cheeks. “I’m...you’re going to get fired for this.” I said. I tried pulling my head back, but Ms. Robinson simply laughed and held her grip. BBRRRLLLBBBPPPP! Her rancid toot kept me quiet as she spoke. “Possibly, but I keep contingencies in place to make sure my pupils get the proper reassignment with my butt.” Ms. Robinson pulled apart her cheek and I was shoved against her pulsing pink asshole. I gagged; somehow the extra few inches against her asshole made all the difference. “All I ask is you see my session through, Blake. Either that, or we give you an indefinite ‘out of school’ suspension. Which is it you’d prefer?” Ms. Robinson drew me in deeper and I felt her bright pink asshole roar across my nose. FFRRRRLLOOUGGGGHHBBTTTT! An ungodly loud fart kept with it an ungodly cheesy smell. I could barely think as my nose ran and my eyes swelled up with tears. A few moments passed...and I geuss I made my decision with silence. Ms. Robinson let me go and I fell to the floor. “Good. Now, open your mouth, please.”

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I was proud of myself for at least arguing against the notion. “This is fucking pointless! It’s fucking nasty and it won’t do anything!” Ms. Robinson simply bent her ass my way and let an airy fart do the talking. I coughed as she spoke softly. “Language please, Blake. You’re in enough trouble as it is. And yes, these exercises DO have a point.” Ms. Robinson was now stark naked in her office. The door was locked and the blinds were drawn. The room must have also been soundproof because SOMEONE should have heard us right now. Ms. Robinson stood over me, nearly double my size and weight. God, I might have been somewhat hot for counselor if I hadn’t known what was in store for me. She turned around and spread her massive cheeks. God, her asshole was even more disgusting from a distance. It poked out it’s meaty flesh with a sly PRRRRRTSSLLTT! I felt a little puke welling up as driblets of ass juice seeped out the hole.

So of course she wanted me to lick it, what did you think would happen? I winced as my tounge somehow got wetter from the bitter, gruesome taste. I could feel her slimy gasses almost jumping down my mouth. BBBRRRAAARRPPTTT! “Good,” said Ms. Robinson. “Keep it up.” My tounge moved gradually around the circle, as per instructions. Ms. Robinson made no sounds of pleasure...so at least she treated this as a teaching experience. BRRLLLBBBLLLBBB! She began to talk over my muffled groans. “You know, you aren’t the first to do this sort of thing Blake. I’ve had to do this to many young boys and girls your age.” FFFRRRROOMMMPPPTTT! I prayed those kids weren’t tasting the same expired yogurt smells that I’d been enduring. “Did I say to stop?” God I wish she did. I continued licking. “Anyway, this practice has been fool proof since the beginning. Two things will happen. Either my ass will show you the true nature of the behind-that is, this:” FFFRRRLLOOMMMPPTTTT! Ms. Robinson pushed my mouth around her asshole despite my fighting. Oh god, I felt like my taste buds were being burned away! “...and then, you will be conditioned to treat Ms. Natalie with some respect. Or, you’ll simply become less interested in your sexual drive. Either one is beneficial.” BBBLLLLPPPTTTTTT! That fart was the one she released me from and I couldn’t be more thankful. I had to take a break to get the stale cheese and oil stench onto the carpet.

After a few more minutes of licking, I saw what Ms. Robinson was getting at. She was my first naked ass I had seen. Every second I licked her meaty pucker gave me nightmares. I’d never watch porn, or Natalie, or anyone the same again! Suddenly, I felt Ms. Robinson pry my mouth open. Without warning, my mouth was cased against her asshole again. BBRRRLLOOOPPPTTTT! The fart echoed in my mouth and I coughed against a never ending torrent of stink flung my way. “Good, Blake. Scream, but don’t fight it. Get the taste in your head.” PPRRRLLLOOPPTTT! BBLLRRRPPTTT! Two more farts...but they weren’t the worst of it. I felt a tingling mush push Ms. Robinson’s asshole apart. I banged against her ass and pleaded for mercy. But whatever unintelligible shouts I flung her way, she wasn’t hearing it. “Remember, Blake. This is for your own good. This is what every ass does...UGH!” WIth a loud grunt, the log pushed into my mouth. It was solid as a rock, fighting for space between my tounge and mouth. I was choking on digested corn beef and broccoli soup...yes, I still remember the taste. “Every ass does this,” continued Ms. Robinson. “My ass, your ass, even Natalie’s ass. Is this something you want to fawn over?” With a sickening final squish, I felt the turd pinch off in my mouth. Ms. Robinson rose, her asshole flinching above me. I saw no surprise between her widened asshole and the mountainous shit I was trying to still swallow.

“Now, I believe this ends our session,” she said. “Unless, you feel like you still have those urges for Natalie? In which case,”. Ms. Robinson’s prolapsed asshole spread to assert ANOTHER log from her anus. Not like I could tell...but getting one look of it turtle poking, I could tell this one is bigger. FFFFLLOOOOSSSS! She miraculously farted around the edges, whisking the smell of her shit and a sour cream fart at my mouth. I could feel the bile beginning to rise. “No, no! I learned my lesson!” I cried. Ms. Robinson rose, sinking the turd back from where it came. She turned around and smiled. “Good.”

I sat on the floor while Ms. Robinson pulled on her clothes. I was too tired and too sick; my only actions were listening to her words of wisdom. “...now it goes without saying that another ‘incident’ will land you back in here. Probably something you don’t want?” Ms. Robinson bent down and I felt her skirt drape around my face. PPPRRRSSSSSSSSS! A silent fart drifted down and I turned my face away. Her asshole was still clutching to her previous turd. “Oops, almost forgot.” Ms. Robinson bent down towards her drawer and pulled out a number of wet wipes. I watched as several wipes were decimated with her shit before finally cleaning her butt. “You’re free to go, Blake. And I do NOT want to see you come back in here.” She said before shaking her head. “Here, you have a little poo on your mouth.” She sighed and smiled back up at me. “Sorry sweetie, I ran out of clean wipes. Here, use these.” I didn’t even have the strength to cringe in disgust as my guidance counselor threw her shit stained wipes at me.

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Natalie boarded the front of the bus, pretty as a butterfly. She was out of her baseball uniform and into a normal pair of crew T-shirt and yoga pants. Despite all that had gone down today, I leaned out my seat from the back. I caught a glimpse of her turning round to sit. Those gorgeous buttcheeks relaxed as she slowly bent into the brown seat. I watched them mush into the folds of the seat beautifully. Then, BBRRRLLLLBBPOOTTPTS! I must have gone crazy, but I could have sworn I heard Natalie rip the largest amount of ass. Except it wasn’t hers, even for a butt that big and beautiful. I closed my eyes and gasped. I knew damn well that the ass haunting my mind was much bigger and much stinkier.