Thanksgiving Dinner - The Goddess Rosemary Series
by Slave Fart

The Friday after thanksgiving is always my favorite meal. The stuffing and cranberries. The turkey and gravy. And who can forget the pie!?

It always comes to me a little later than everyone else, despite the fact that i do the cooking. Making my Goddess Her dinner is really just making myself dinner.

Goddess Rosemary had risen earlier than normal since She had to evacuate Her bowels, and luckily, it would be into my mouth.

"Get into position, boy," She commanded.

i slithered on my back, moving my head into Her toilet box and shut it. Now i was ready to eat!

She sat above, Her amazingly pale and round butt cheeks separating to reveal the brownish pinkish hole that would serve me my meal. Sure, it's not a traditional meal to some, but when you serve as a toilet, it's a much better meal than regular days because it allows you the opportunity to eat such a big load from your Owner.

She farted a loud, long, wet blast that swirled in my nose and i took a deep inhale.

"Enjoying the smell, slave? Haha! Oh. This is gonna be a good one, toilet. I'd say I feel bad for you, but then it would be a lie. I'm going to take a big old poop, and nice fat shit, and it's gonna get eaten, isn't it boy?"

"Yes, Goddess! Yes it will!"

She relaxed Her sphincter and the shit that was packed in Her colon started to exit through Her anus. It was dark brown in color with a white streak on the side. Ooo! The turkey and mashed potatoes were coming!!!

She barely grunted and the turd started to enter my mouth, still exiting Her asshole some 2 feet above my face. I started to chew and savor Her turkey shit. The taste was really nice and i think i loved Her turkey shits the most. And it was even like i liked! Turkey and mashed potatoes together! Her turd disconnected from Her asshole and dropped to my face. Her turkey shits smelled the worst, but if Her shit sat under my nose it was my pleasure to sniff Her turd as i chewed and ingested the rest.

The cranberries were next. A much lighter brown, less stink, but the cranberries create a LOT of Her shit and it's also a lot "fluffier".

"Oh man," She whispered to Herself, then She spoke to me, "you catching all of it on your face, toilet? Make sure you get all this at least on your face, if not in your mouth."

She laughed and the shit kept coming. Some farts added to the already intense stench that filled Her toilet bowl around my face, but my concern was making sure that i smelled all of it so She wouldn't have to.

She unloaded one final cranberry turd, and then it was time for me to eat all of it before i could eat dessert, all while She politely reminded me what i am and what She uses me to serve for Her as.

"you know, shitting on a toilet would be weird if you turned out to be human. Luckily I am not phased by your false form as a human and I see you as you really are. you might appear human to some, but don't worry, you'll always be viewed as a toilet with Me!"

She farted again and laughed while i chewed up and swallowed all Her cranberry poop. It was rather tasty!

She peered in the bowl, "you just have a bit of your turkey left. Better gobble gobble gobble it right up if you want dessert! Hahaha! My shit must be tasting really good this year, huh slave?"

i nodded and took my time savoring Her poop as it sat on my tongue. Sadly, i was finished Her nice, big turkey and mashed potato turds.

"Well now that I've fed you dinner, how about a nice piece of pie?! Haha! I hope you're wanting a big piece! I ate a whole pie myself!"

She laughed and then before i could think, Her colon released a giant, splatter pile of shit right into my mouth and onto my face. It was a mound of sludge that went into my eyes and covered my entire face!! Such a good portion of pie!

i spent the next 7 minutes slurping and swallowing the sludge and couldn't believe how bad it actually smelled. It was good to know She didn't have to smell any of it!

She "flushed", which runs water over my face and cleans it, and then sprays an antiseptic into my mouth so i can clean Her.

"Looks like it's time for you to lick the plate clean, toilet!"

i sucked Her anus clean, and made sure to stick my tongue into Her rectum so She wouldn't have any streaks on Her underwear. She farted in my mouth a few times and wiggled Her butt around a little to make sure my tongue cleaned the entirety of Her colon.

She stood up and sighed, refreshed.

"Well, toilet! Another great Thanksgiving meal that I've fed you. Enjoy it! Now, go clean the kitchen, the dishes, vacuum the living room, wash the window, change the sheets, scrub the floors, clean this bathroom, clean the other bathroom, and by then I'll probably be ready for My next shit!"

Oh what a glorious life i am permitted to live by the grace of my Goddess!